May 2013
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Dear Ovaries: I’m getting pretty fucking close to punching the shit out of you if you don’t start behaving soon. Don’t think I won’t do it, because we all know I’m crazy as fuck when I’m angry. I’ve had enough of your shit, and if you keep up with this Cyst shit I will do everything in my power to get you permanently kicked out.
May 18th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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May 15th
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It’s 2013, why hasn’t Microsoft office given us a way to turn lower case letters into upper case and vice versa? I’m sick of having to retype an entire sentence FOR ACCIDENTALLY CLICKING CAPS LOCK MID PARAGRAPH AND NOT REALISING UNTIL I’VE FINISHED WRITING WHATEVER IT WAS THAT MY BRAIN WANTED ME TO TYPE. Perhaps the shortcut could be CTRL + CAPS… just saying.
May 15th
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May 2nd
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April 2013
5 posts
Apr 19th
Apr 17th
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Apr 13th
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Leave it to Tumblr to inform me of the existence of a Dragon dildo…
Apr 6th
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The awkward moment when your boyfriend has an errection whilst fast asleep.
Apr 1st
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March 2013
8 posts
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Mar 23rd
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Mar 23rd
13 notes
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My Chemical Romance
I feel completely and utterly devastated right now. It was bound to happen sooner or later, but was it was so unexpected and out of the blue… I’m finding myself suddenly reminiscing the days where my best friend and I would scream their lyrics as loud as we could because life was so fucked up and so over whelming that all we could do was vent our anger and frustration like the dickwads we were…...
Mar 23rd
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Mar 8th
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Mar 5th
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Mar 4th
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Things that I hate.
Some are personal, and some are a little random but all of them I hate with a passion. I have my own reasons for hating these things so much, so don’t judge me. Other people touching me. Especially men and my family. Being told what to do and how to live my life. Being forced to do anything against my will. Being complimented. Having people voice any opinion about my body whether...
Mar 3rd
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February 2013
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 11th
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January 2013
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Jan 21st
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Jan 19th
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December 2012
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October 2012
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May 2012
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April 2012
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March 2012
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