May 2013
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Dear Ovaries: I’m getting pretty fucking close to punching the shit out of you if you don’t start behaving soon.
Don’t think I won’t do it, because we all know I’m crazy as fuck when I’m angry. I’ve had enough of your shit, and if you keep up with this Cyst shit I will do everything in my power to get you permanently kicked out.
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It’s 2013, why hasn’t Microsoft office given us a way to turn lower case letters into upper case and vice versa? I’m sick of having to retype an entire sentence FOR ACCIDENTALLY CLICKING CAPS LOCK MID PARAGRAPH AND NOT REALISING UNTIL I’VE FINISHED WRITING WHATEVER IT WAS THAT MY BRAIN WANTED ME TO TYPE. Perhaps the shortcut could be CTRL + CAPS… just saying.
April 2013
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Leave it to Tumblr to inform me of the existence of a Dragon dildo…
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The awkward moment when your boyfriend has an errection whilst fast asleep.
March 2013
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My Chemical Romance
I feel completely and utterly devastated right now. It was bound to happen sooner or later, but was it was so unexpected and out of the blue…
I’m finding myself suddenly reminiscing the days where my best friend and I would scream their lyrics as loud as we could because life was so fucked up and so over whelming that all we could do was vent our anger and frustration like the dickwads we were…...
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Things that I hate.
Some are personal, and some are a little random but all of them I hate with a passion. I have my own reasons for hating these things so much, so don’t judge me.
Other people touching me.
Especially men and my family.
Being told what to do and how to live my life.
Being forced to do anything against my will.
Being complimented.
Having people voice any opinion about my body whether...
February 2013
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January 2013
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December 2012
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May 2012
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March 2012
8 posts